Lick Me Up If You Can Novel (Completed) - Chapter 87

“Eek!”

Ashley looked at Koi, who had gasped in surprise, and asked casually,

“What’s wrong?”

“Oh, um, well.”

The words, weren’t you going to shower somewhere else? were on the tip of his tongue, but before he could utter them, Ashley stepped inside. Koi’s heart raced, and he opened his mouth in a hurry, but no words came out.

“A-Ash, um, this, I mean, um.”

“The water’s too cold, aren’t you cold?”

Ashley suddenly asked. Koi, who had been pale and flailing his hands forward, paused at the unexpected situation. Ashley casually endured the cold water and reached out his arm.

“Just a moment.”

“Eek!”

Koi recoiled in surprise again, but Ashley acted as if he had no interest in his body at all, grabbing the faucet next to him and turning it with a flick. Watching the faucet, which had not budged despite his efforts, turn so easily, Koi’s eyes simply widened. He felt somehow betrayed. He just stared at the annoying faucet, when Ashley called him.

“Koi.”

“Hm?”

Koi, who had unconsciously lifted his head, suddenly met Ashley’s gaze. Ashley reached out his arms, bracing them against the wall with Koi’s head between them, and lowered his gaze. Cornered, Koi was completely trapped. In front of him was Ashley’s massive body, behind him was the wall, and on either side were Ashley’s arms. For some reason, this spacious shower room felt incredibly small. He couldn’t blink. Koi just stared blankly at Ashley, as if his gaze was captivated.

Above Ashley’s head, who was looking down at him, the shower room lights twinkled. His face, silhouetted against the light, was cast in shadow and darkened. Water droplets fell from his wet hair. Koi unconsciously swallowed dryly. For some reason, his chest felt tight, and his fingertips tingled.

“Koi.”

Ashley whispered. As soon as he heard the voice, Koi felt a shiver run down his spine. His face suddenly flushed, and Koi, flustered, quickly lowered his gaze. At that moment, something enormous, completely unexpected, came into view.

“Uwaaaah!”

Koi’s shriek of surprise echoed loudly through the empty shower room. Immediately, his ears rang, and Ashley frowned. Ashley, who had followed his gaze, soon understood the reason. Koi’s wide eyes were fixed on his groin.

Ah, that.

His ‘thing’ was of a size that stood out even among the ice hockey team members, so Ashley was often cursed at with remarks like “He has everything,” and “Crazy bastard,” whenever he showered with them. Since he himself didn’t pay much attention to it, Ashley felt a little embarrassed by Koi’s reaction. Being confident just because of penis size was too childish. He had always thought, How pathetic must you be to be confident about something like that? But Koi’s reaction made him curious. More than anything, pleasing Koi was the most important thing. The two would soon become very close, after all.

As Ashley imagined Koi’s excited face licking his ‘thing,’ he could no longer hold back and opened his mouth.

“Koi, what are you thinking?”

Could he be thinking the same thing as me?

If so, he might just embrace Koi right here. No, I don’t have condoms. I didn’t think that far today.

You idiot, why didn’t you think! If you were going to confess, you should have calculated that too.

No, Koi will be surprised. We decided to go one step at a time.

You moron, are you stupid? Just start from the back, one by one!

Ah, why didn’t I think of that?

Do it now, immediately! Let’s start from the back!

Yes, let’s do that.

“I…”

Just as he thought that far, Koi opened his mouth. Ashley, who had been deep in fantasy, belatedly came to his senses and blinked. Koi continued, his face still blank.

“I’ve seen this in pictures before.”

Ashley, who had been secretly anticipating something else, frowned. What does that mean?

“I’ve never had nudes taken?”

Was there? Which crazy bastard? His mind raced wildly, when Koi said with a serious expression,

“Elephants have things like this.”

Ashley was silent for a moment. Only the loud sound of the pouring shower water echoed between them.

“Koi, I’m a human.”

Ashley said after a long pause, his voice filled with displeasure.

However, Koi did not agree.

“This isn’t a human’s.”

He stared at Ashley’s ‘thing’ with a serious face. Ashley was dumbfounded, speechless. He had been imagining all sorts of erotic things, and now it was an elephant? Koi was looking at him like an animal. He needed to come up with a plan. At this rate, let alone starting from the back, even one step at a time would be difficult.

“Koi.”

Ashley called him with patience. Koi nodded as if listening, but his eyes were still fixed on one spot. If a lover looked at one’s genitals with burning eyes, anyone would be aroused, but this was not the situation at all. Instead, Ashley felt a sense of crisis that his half-erect ‘thing’ might shrivel. He needed a change of perspective somehow. Ashley continued speaking.

“Koi, this isn’t an elephant.”

“They say all the animals in documentaries have their genitals digitally erased.”

Koi said, as if Ashley’s voice wasn’t even audible. Seeing him nod again, as if talking to himself and convincing himself, Ashley took a deep breath and exhaled.

“Koi, listen to me.”

This was serious. At this rate, they would break up as soon as they started dating, let alone getting closer. Because this dirty thing was stupidly big. Ashley cursed his own penis inwardly.

“Koi, look closely. This isn’t an elephant.”

Ashley tried to persuade Koi, but all he could do was repeat the same words. As expected, Koi glanced up at him with a suspicious look. As if asking, Then what is this huge thing?

“This, I mean, this is…”

Uncharacteristically stammering, Ashley frantically rummaged through his mind. At that moment, something flashed through his mind like a savior, and he immediately seized upon it.

“It’s an anaconda.”

Koi frowned at those words.

“…An anaconda?”

“Yes.”

To persuade Koi, who showed no sign of believing him, Ashley began to blurt out everything he could think of.

“Think about it, an elephant doesn’t just stand up like this. This is holding its head up, right? It’s an anaconda.”

“Oh…”

Come to think of it, he’s right.

Anyone would think it was nonsense, but Koi was convinced. After all, wasn’t there no flaw in his words? Though he wondered what the difference between an anaconda and an elephant’s penis was.

Meanwhile, Ashley’s thoughts were completely different.

There’s a huge difference.

First, the idea of his penis being an elephant’s was unpleasant. No matter what, Ashley Miller was a human. Second, comparing a penis to a snake was better than comparing a penis to another penis. At least the latter wasn’t a penis itself. And finally, the third point.

“It’s much smaller than an elephant’s, right?”

Ashley desperately tried to persuade Koi. He had to somehow erase the idea of it being big from Koi’s mind. If he said, “I want to put this elephant inside you,” Koi would truly run to the ends of the universe.

Of course, I’d lock him up before that.

Koi was silent for a moment. Ashley, noticing that he was slowly processing Ashley’s words and organizing his thoughts, kept quiet. If he said anything more, he might ruin things even further. If push came to shove, he would knock Koi out, drag him to the car, and immediately lock him up…

“I see.”

Koi suddenly said, nodding.

“It does seem smaller than an elephant.”

“Right?”

Ashley secretly felt relieved and finally smiled. He succeeded. Next, let’s go with a meerkat. If he thinks it’s like a branch, then I can put it in, right?

It would be faster to learn hypnosis.

He felt the emotion of self-loathing for the first time. Moreover, Koi was constantly narrowly avoiding being locked up. Was he lucky, or was I too lenient?

Just as he unconsciously frowned, Koi opened his mouth.

“Um, shouldn’t we hurry up and shower? We’ve been here too long…”

In any case, changing the subject was good for Ashley. He readily took his hand off the wall and said,

“Okay, let’s do that.”

Phew, Koi secretly let out a sigh of relief. Now Ashley will turn around and leave, right?

Thinking that was a mistake. Ashley immediately grabbed a bar of soap from the shelf on the wall.

“Here, Koi.”

Rubbing the soap to make lather, he said,

“Come here.”